Oh, Herro

I've been a bad blogger. Took a radical sabbatical. But if you want know about my daily routine over the past month or so, just ask my favorite chav-sportif woodland sprite, Cher Lloyd. I'll let Drake tell you about the ultimate goal.

What have I been up to? Specifics? Let's see ... I've been growing out my hair. I bought this HUGE Red Jackie to cover a wonky wall in the Lacquer Cave:

I also flew down to Raleigh for the GRAND GALA OPENING of the Lady Meares's FurbDeux, which really is a sight to behold. It's bigger and prettier than both of our weaves combined, but if you can't make it in person I'd buy this pillow from her online store in two shakes of a leopard's tail:

What else? Well, I married and divorced a Neanderthal named Kris with a "K" and didn't make one red dime from it. I bought some bookcases that look just like these (Mr. Hadley's) from Housing Works to store my fabric samples

And guess what the shelf label read? "Property of Bunny Williams, Inc." !!! It's the Circle of Life -- er, of Decorating I guess. Speaking of that I've just finished decorating a humongo apartment that I'm dying to show you!! Just not now. (Gypsy Rose Lee got nuthin' on me in the tease department.) Much more real news coming down the pike very soon, I promise. Stay tuned!